Post by Sassquatch on Nov 13, 2008 20:35:48 GMT -5
!!!YOU MUST READ THIS AND AGREE TO EVERYTHING HERE BEFORE ATTENDING VIDEO GAME NIGHT!!!
By Attending YOU AUTOMATICALLY AGREE TO EVERYTHING HERE!!!!
That's right! Because there are some people who can not handle themselves there must be rules! Law enforcement will get involved and charges will be pressed for any serious issues.
1.EVERYTHING Illegal outside of my house is ILLEGAL inside! END OF STORY!
2.Enter at your own RISK!! ALL GAMES ARE PLAYED AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!! It's your own fault if you can't figure out wtf you're doing. Or if you have a seizure!
3.DO NOT TOUCH the decorations! YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT!
4.Be Respectful with my equipment. Some of these systems are older than most everyone that attends. DO NOT throw a controller because you died. You break it. You pay for it!
5.BE CIVIL and Respect others! If not, we'll have you escorted out.
6.If you are stupid, STAY AT HOME!
7.Wear DEODORANT!! OMFG Stop smelling up my house!! I will start pointing out the fact that you REEK to high heaven before I kick you out. Don't scare off the ladies.
8.Do NOT swear at or degrade other people. This goes along with rule 5. I do not care if you swear just do not do it at a person...unless you're playing halo with them =D.
9.NO MORE THAN 3 songs per person for Dance Dance Revolution or Stepmania. TAKE TURNS and SHARE. I had to put this rule in because people were hogging the mats. It's fine to stay on the mat if there isn't anyone waiting to play but for bloody sake...just share...or go back to preschool.
10.NO MORE THAN 2 SONGS PER PERSON FOR ROCK BAND. Should I break out the Bottles and Diapers?
11.All equipment/games are INVENTORIED and checked daily! All Game Boxes are EMPTY. Serial numbers for systems and identification for games are recorded. Don't ninja my nuts and try to pawn it you will be caught.
12.THERE WILL BE NO WOMAN BASHING OF ANY SORT. RESPECT ALL YOUR FEMALE GAMERS! This goes along with rule number 5! DO NOT DROOL OVER THEM, DO NOT MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE, DO NOT HARASS THEM or the door WILL HARASS YOU on your way out! This goes the other way around. Men don't like to be harassed either...well...those with a conscience...
13.READ RULE NUMBER ONE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm serious. Follow the rules and life will be skittles and beer. If you're not sure something you normally do might break the rules, read rule 6.
14.For parents of children under 18 - this is not a day care center and no one here will baby sit! People are allowed freely in and out of the house, however if you have a special request (like send little Billy home at 9pm) we'll try to accommodate by kicking Billy out of the house around 9pm. If he doesn't show up home that's Billy's fault NOT OURS!! They're YOUR children and YOUR responsibility not mine!
By Attending YOU AUTOMATICALLY AGREE TO EVERYTHING HERE!!!!
That's right! Because there are some people who can not handle themselves there must be rules! Law enforcement will get involved and charges will be pressed for any serious issues.
1.EVERYTHING Illegal outside of my house is ILLEGAL inside! END OF STORY!
2.Enter at your own RISK!! ALL GAMES ARE PLAYED AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!! It's your own fault if you can't figure out wtf you're doing. Or if you have a seizure!
3.DO NOT TOUCH the decorations! YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT!
4.Be Respectful with my equipment. Some of these systems are older than most everyone that attends. DO NOT throw a controller because you died. You break it. You pay for it!
5.BE CIVIL and Respect others! If not, we'll have you escorted out.
6.If you are stupid, STAY AT HOME!
7.Wear DEODORANT!! OMFG Stop smelling up my house!! I will start pointing out the fact that you REEK to high heaven before I kick you out. Don't scare off the ladies.
8.Do NOT swear at or degrade other people. This goes along with rule 5. I do not care if you swear just do not do it at a person...unless you're playing halo with them =D.
9.NO MORE THAN 3 songs per person for Dance Dance Revolution or Stepmania. TAKE TURNS and SHARE. I had to put this rule in because people were hogging the mats. It's fine to stay on the mat if there isn't anyone waiting to play but for bloody sake...just share...or go back to preschool.
10.NO MORE THAN 2 SONGS PER PERSON FOR ROCK BAND. Should I break out the Bottles and Diapers?
11.All equipment/games are INVENTORIED and checked daily! All Game Boxes are EMPTY. Serial numbers for systems and identification for games are recorded. Don't ninja my nuts and try to pawn it you will be caught.
12.THERE WILL BE NO WOMAN BASHING OF ANY SORT. RESPECT ALL YOUR FEMALE GAMERS! This goes along with rule number 5! DO NOT DROOL OVER THEM, DO NOT MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE, DO NOT HARASS THEM or the door WILL HARASS YOU on your way out! This goes the other way around. Men don't like to be harassed either...well...those with a conscience...
13.READ RULE NUMBER ONE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm serious. Follow the rules and life will be skittles and beer. If you're not sure something you normally do might break the rules, read rule 6.
14.For parents of children under 18 - this is not a day care center and no one here will baby sit! People are allowed freely in and out of the house, however if you have a special request (like send little Billy home at 9pm) we'll try to accommodate by kicking Billy out of the house around 9pm. If he doesn't show up home that's Billy's fault NOT OURS!! They're YOUR children and YOUR responsibility not mine!
