Dirty Dan (and Pinhead Larry)

[mooglethisbyotch]

Have any of you ever been in that situation where you playing a game, like cards games {Yugioh, UFS, Dbz, Vs, Magic} and your beating the hell out of your opponent. Mopping the floor with them, raping them up the ass, slapping your dick across their face. It feels good doesn't it? And then, in the corner of your eye, you spot some mischief. Some of your less noble opponents will try to be sneaky and cheat, (and most aren't that sneaky at all) It is blatantly obvious when this happens, and its cute to watch the struggle and squirm, thinking they are being clever. Whether it be picking up cards from their discard pile, drawing extra cards, or looking through their deck for certain cards. The cheaters are out their, and they think they aren't being seen. Its cute, but they are.

Now one asks, what do you do in this situation.

Absolutely nothing. Why? Because
The feeling of beating an opponent even after they cheat is one of the greatest feelings in the world. Think about it. If your opponent has to cheat to beat you, and they still can't, wouldn't that make you feel like complete shit? I simply love to watch my opponent squirm and try and be smooth, thinking I don't see them picking up extra cards from their deck, or swapping cards in the discard pile. It makes me laugh to think that

No matter what they do, or how much they cheat, they still

STILL

can't beat me.

This post is to all the cheaters out there, I see you, you sad sad shameful dirty ones. Yes you, we know you cheat, and we think its cute ^^ Perhaps one day you will acquire a small taste of our skill and sportsmanship, and maybe some of our dignity.

Until then, keep cheating noobs, I laugh harder and harder each time I see it.

[callmebass50]

lol that was pretty bitter.

[koalhtahk]

Ahh a man after my own heart! <3 I WANT UR BODY NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! >=O

/blush

[koalhtahk]

Reminds me of PVPing in world of warcraft. <3. I'll be rolling around wearing santa cloths raping people in pvp, then i come across people who TRY i mean SERIOUSLY TRY to kill me, busiting special moves, wearing the best gear in the game, using cheats and still they die. I totally understand the feeling! You just won today's: MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD Award =D

[mooglethisbyotch]

=)

[chessrocker]

im john ashe and i approve thi message. And remember kids to keep your eyes out for the Dirty Dans of the world and their evil cheatin ways.

[mihr]

<3 I always have my eyes open for cheaters but somehow I always seem to miss it. Damn it! I am to oblivious!! QQ more cheaters! For the Horde!

[kimba]

kinishinai.
nice rant though^_^

[flcl]

Ah cheating, the world's simplist and gayest PAST - time. Yeah I remember when I used to do that stuff, I'll be honest. I used to suck at just about every card game out there. But you know, I had to learn the hardway and I think it was worth it. Thank you for addressing this Moogle, and always remember this.....if I ever see another goddamn pikachu around you, I'm going to rape the living shit out of you.....with love!